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Asmaah Minhabdullin[править]

Ah, look at Ufa lonely people
Ah, look at Chishma lonely people

Asmaah Minhabdullin
Is sitting at home with nobody to talk,
And he mustn't walk.
Getting so scared
He has to fastly close suddenly opened door —
Dangerous air!

Ufa lonely people
To live must stay at home.
Chishma lonely people
To save must be alone.

Minzifa Nurgaréeva
Is cooking a pie with no meat that nobody will eat.
How can she buy meat?
She has some neighbors,
However to ask them to come and to eat tasty pie
She must be crazy

Ufa lonely people
To save must be at home.
Chishma lonely people
To live must stay alone.

In two thousand twentieth
People in Ufa and Chishma 're all sitting at home,
They're so lonely.
The Coronavirus
Is fully responsible for them being alone,
This virus is terrible!


All the stupid people, (ah, all the stupid, stupid people)
Stop going out of home!
All the clever people, (ah, all the clever, clever people)
Thanks for still staying alone!

Ufa little flat[править]

In the city where I was born
Lived a builder called Anton.
He got drunk, then builded a house.
It's the house where we all live.
The walls are narrow, the floor too.
There's no electricity to watch cartoons.
But it was extremely cheap,
So we bought a flat in it.

We all live in a Ufa little flat,
Ufa little flat, Ufa little flat.
We all live in a Ufa little flat,
Ufa little flat, Ufa little flat.

All the neighbors are very loud
Many more of them live next door
And their band often plays.

We all live in a Ufa little flat,
Ufa little flat, Ufa little flat.
We all live in a Ufa little flat,
Ufa little flat, Ufa little flat.

There's always an eavesdrop.
There's no bed — we cannot sleep.
Window blue (Screen of Death!!!)
And mushrooms green (mushrooms green!)
In a little
Ufa flat.

We all live in a Ufa little flat,
Ufa little flat, Ufa little flat.
We all live in a Ufa little flat,
Ufa little flat, Ufa little flat.