English yazik

Ya ochen' lyublyu ENGLISH yazik,
On sili dayot mne v rabote!

~ Britanskiy uchyoniy pro English yazik

Ya ENGLISH by vyuchil
    tol'ko za to,
chto im
    razgovarival Lennon.

~ Man'yakovskiy pro English yazik

English yazik (eng. English yazik) — yazik, rasprostranyonniy v Great-britanii, USA, i drugih stranah mira. Tak zhe yavlyaetsa mezhdunarodhym yazikom, na kotorom razgovarivaet i pishet podavlyayush'eye bol'shinstvo ludei.

Ophitsialnym raket-nositelem English yazika esty «The Stogovs» — semeyka Adams in USSR.

Ne putat' s translitom — formoy pytok chitateley v Srednie veka.

samiye populyarniye slova v English yazike yavlyatsya: kot sabaka Donald Truck Duck Barack Obamack Jojo Biden (president of USA